Some of the best (worst.. nerdiest.. don't kill me..) jokes I've come up with:

mod10

20 and 6 are walking down the street, chatting, having a good time... All of the sudden, 20 starts freaking out. "Oh no!" he says, "look over there! It's mod10 and he's walking right toward us! If I meet up with him, I'll become 0 and I won't exist anymore!!"

6, being the badass that he is, says, "Well I'm 6. If I meet up with mod10, I'll still be 6. He can't hurt me!" So 6 walks up to mod10 and says, "haha, you don't scare me!" So mod10 says, "01001111 01101000 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00111111."

Theeousand Meellion (came up with this one with my good friend, Joshua)

Why is a theeousand meellion equal to a meellion theeousand? Because a theeousand meellion is Abelian!!

Annihilation

So an electron walks up to a positron. The end.

I know how bad these jokes are. Any hate mail sent to me will be immediately deleted, so don't bother.